My shoes that I ordered forever ago still haven't come yet. They went off the grid for four days and then popped up in Kansas two days ago and now they're floating around somewhere in the midwest. Also, the size of the package keeps changing which makes no sense whatsoever.
I know that they ship things the way they do to save money, but seriously. The books that I ordered today will get here before my shoes I ordered almost three weeks ago.
[Update: They are now in Wyoming. You know how you get to Wyoming from Kansas? You have to go through Nebraska.]
[Update #2: Okay, they are now back in Kansas. Am I being punked or....]